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September 20, 2009 by Hammerschmidt
En far kommer ind i en legetøjsforretning for at se på en barbiedukke som gave til sin datter.
"Hvad koster dukkerne", spørger han.
"Vi har forskellige modeller", siger ekspedienten: "Vi har; 'Barbie i skole' til 150 kr., 'Barbie hos frisøren' til 150 kr., 'Barbie på campingferie' til 150 kr., 'Barbie på shopping' til 150 kr., 'Barbie ved stranden' til 150 kr. og 'Barbie er blevet skilt' til 2595 kr.".
"HvabeHAR, siger faren, hvorfor i alverden koster den sidste model 'Barbie er blevet skilt' SÅ meget mere end de andre?"
"Jo ser du", svarer ekspedienten; "Ved netop denne model følger der enormt meget ekstra tilbehør med, som trækker prisen op; Ken's børn, Ken's hus, Ken's bil, båd og motorcykel, Ken's penge og aktier og Ken's B&O anlæg."
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Hehe
September 20, 2009 by JFA, 2 years 20 weeks ago
Comment: 4043
Jep, enhver god joke indeholder en sandhed!
Ken
September 20, 2009 by Ragnar, 2 years 20 weeks ago
Comment: 4048
Alligatorsko
September 20, 2009 by Ragnar, 2 years 20 weeks ago
Comment: 4049
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Hehe
September 21, 2009 by Pierre, 2 years 20 weeks ago
Comment: 4050
Hehe den var god :) !